February 2010
January 2010
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On Friday, President Obama appeared before House Republicans during [an]...
– Seth Meyers, Weekend Update (via inothernews: savingpaper: apsies) (via lizlemon)
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Uncomfortable Plot Summaries →
HARRY POTTER: Celebrity Jock thinks rules don’t apply to him, is right. RED DAWN: Despite shock-and-awe tactics, a superior occupying force is no match for a tenacious sect of terrorist insurgents.
O BROTHER WHERE ART THOU: Southern musicians encounter massive flooding and government incompetence. STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation,...
nerdgasms
nerdgasms:
Alberto, is it me or has The Law been eating up a lot of your valuable blogging time lately? It must be crazy to have a job where you’re not procrastinating in front of a computer for huge portions of the day. Or even just many small portions of the day that are too small for anything else.
K,
Alas, yes. Working for the DA is like being a stripper: Sure, you meet interesting...
Lessons learned during Operation: Make French Toast:
There is such a thing as too much nutmeg and cinnamon. My French Toast now tastes like a pumpkin rolled through cinnamon fields.* Way to go for the subtlety and richness of spices, past-12minds.
* I suppose a cinnamon…fruit (tree? vegetable? animal? Where the hell does cinnamon come from anyway?) raised in the middle of a pumpkin patch...
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I hate girl scout cookie season. There, I said it. The cookies are delicious, I’ll be the first to admit. But it’s such a shameful process from beginning to end. On the one hand, we have children peddling their wares on the streets and in front of grocery stores. And these wares being peddled? They’re the Devil’s food. Damnit, little girl in your stupid uniform with your...
Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.
– J.D. Salinger, The Catcher In the Rye
1919-2010
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I love listening to the Lovin’ Spoonful. Their music is sort of laid-back and...
– Haruki Murakami in “What I Talk About When I Talk About Running” (via nachty) (via brainfo)
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Pay close attention to the most tedious thing you can find (Tax Returns,...
– NYT - Our Boredom, Ourselves
Of Birthdays
Happy Birthday to Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart! I still think that Pa-Pa-Papagena! is one of the most romantic songs (is song the proper nomenclature?) ever.
Happy Birthday to Lewis Carroll! Your books are weird but great. Jabberwocky is an inspired poem and you taught me about how sexy portmanteaus can be.
(via)
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i like my body when it is with your body. It is so quite a new thing. Muscles better and nerves more. i like your body. i like what it does, i like its hows. i like to feel the spine of your body and its bones, and the trembling -firm-smooth ness and which i will again and again and again kiss, i like kissing this and that of you, i like„ slowly stroking the, shocking fuzz of...
Do you know why Indian rain dances always worked? Because the Indians would keep...
Oh! Hi there, bloody nose! I was hoping you wouldn’t notice both the unfun stress I’m under AND the sudden change in temperature (seriously, east coast, wtf, mate?).
I can’t say I’m pleased to see you around again.
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Everything that’s old is new again.
I feel as if that should be tumblr’s mantra.
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I ran to be free; I ran to avoid pain; I ran to feel pain; I ran out of love and...
– Dagny Scott
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Of Marketplaces and Speech
But you can plainly see the weariness in Stevens eyes and hear it in his voice today as he is forced to contend with a legal fiction that has come to life today, a sort of constitutional Frankenstein moment when corporate speech becomes even more compelling than the “voices of the real people” who will be drowned out. Even former Chief Justice William H. Rehnquist once warned that...