On January 16, 2012 at 10:21pm
onebadapple replied to your post: Wherein Soap Becomes A Multi-Day Ordeal And Our Hero Falls In Love
UPS is THE WORST and I will shout it from the rooftops until the day I die.
UPS wasn’t the best. However, the story gets better.
Today. 4:30pm rolls around and UPS guy stops off and gives me the package. (Btw, did he ask me to sign for it? The entire point of why UPS was unable to drop it off in the first place? No. No, he did not.)
The box is huge and I’m confused because I ordered three bars of soap. OR DID I?
Yeah, it turns out I ordered three packs of ten. So I am now the proud owner of 30 bars of soap. Think of it like an investment…in cleanliness. Or something?
Here’s the weird thing: I feel like there should be a moral here or some life lesson. Don’t trust Amazon or UPS with soap? Take the 12 minute walk to Target and get soap next time? Have everything delivered to the office? And it’s not like I was drinking when I ordered this stuff in the first place. (That lesson was learned when I purchased the Little Mermaid Soundtrack from iTunes.) So while I’m now the proud owner of more soap than any one guy should ever have, what do you think the appropriate lesson is? Also, if we hang out over the next month or two, you’ll be getting soap as a hello gift.
