12minds

Single and looking to find a date: Whiskey, neat.

Single, and looking to hook up with someone, anyone: Long Island Ice Tea.

First date: A Martini, straight up and dirty.

Second date: Red wine, with dinner. (A Merlot, or a Pinot Noir.)

First time you casually invite them in for a drink: The bottle of Sauvignon Blanc you were saving to bring to a friend’s dinner party, but decide it’s very worth it to open now instead.

Sunday morning, after spending the entire weekend together for the first time: Mimosas, to celebrate your blissful coupledom.

Yeah, I actually sortof buy this.

A Drink for Every Stage of Your Relationship - HowAboutWe

h/t @ihatesomuch