True story: I only saw the last twenty minutes of the movie (HBO, bitches!) and based only on that, I deduced that this movie is the story of a boy ship captain who is also a ghost whisperer/hunter. And some kid that was once a stowaway on his ship but fell off and drowned due to lax safety regulations and a certain violation of child labor laws. So the kid drowned but then wanted to help his captain find love in the arms of Skinny Mildly Pretty Chick With Forgettable Personality (SMPCWFP). And then they play baseball. I wasn’t really paying attention. I don’t remember how it ends but I’m pretty sure there’s a swordfight and a giant octopus. And then the ghost hunter releases the boy ghost. And then makes out with SMPCWFP.
I still have no idea what it’s called (Terror on the High Seas or maybe Love in the Time of Hauntings?) but I never actually want to watch the movie for fear that its plot deviates at all from what I described above.
Sidenote: “I can feel you forgetting me”? Please. Passive-aggressive much?
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